On the second day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 2 hairy balls and a Fat hooker named Sue
On The Third day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On the Forth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 4 rubber dolls, 3 Gay men, 2 Hairy Balls and a Fat hooker named Sue
On The Fifth Day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 5 Blow Jobs, 4 rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Sixth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 6 vibrators, 5 Blow Jobs, 4 rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Seventh day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 7 Used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow Jobs, 4 rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Eigth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 8 horny goats, 7 used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow jobs, 4 Rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Ninth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 9 Cunt rubbings, 8 horny goats, 7 used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow jobs, 4 Rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Tenth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 10 Wet dreams, 9 Cunt rubbings, 8 horny goats, 7 used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow jobs, 4 Rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Eleventh day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 11 Hand Bath's, 10 Wet dreams, 9 Cunt rubbings, 8 horny goats, 7 used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow jobs, 4 Rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
On The Twelve day of Sexmas my true love gave to me 12 Prank Phone sex calls, 11 Hand Bath's, 10 Wet dreams, 9 Cunt rubbings, 8 horny goats, 7 used condoms, 6 vibrators, 5 Blow jobs, 4 Rubber dolls, 3 gay men, 2 hairy balls and a fat hooker named Sue
The End :D
Written By LeMoN ©1996 Sexmas Co-op