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Bridget aka Trippy Sky's E-zine

A.O.K
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Introduction to the second issue of A.o.K
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okay ... here is the second one of aok ... <shrug> i'm kinda lazy so it
doesn't have a lot of text ... it's this big because of erik's monkey story
... yes folks ... i do have it in here ;D he even told me i could put it in
:P eh ... i'm like gonna go sign on p* now so i can find some more text
before i have to go to work .. <ick> i'm gonna walk in and act all sick and
maybe they'll send me home out of pity ... which for some reason i seem to
seriously doubt ... oh well ... i can't win them all can i? well i'll shut
up now ... enjoy !!

Andy, my lover who is the first thing after the introduction
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Flaming Pork: fuck that
Flaming Pork: i'm not in Bridgie's next zine >:(
RaBBiT''M0oN: the fuck if ur not >:\
(oh yee of little faith . andy .. i told you was going to put you in here ...
but you didn't believe me . :\ dammit .. now i'm going to say something mean
BITE ME >:D~ eh .. anyway <giggle> andy is cool ... i love him to death ..
;D if you don't know him which most of you do ... you should get to know
him :D everybody loves andy ... he's just so damn .... cute >:)
i love you andy ;D)

Paulio, my cool ass friend
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i don't have any text saved from him ... but hey >:D i figured i'd put him
in my e-zine . paul :D i've known you a long ass time :) and i'm glad that
i have :) you're like one of the coolest people i've met on p* and dammit
... i will tie my parents down, beat them with a stick, let chris kick 'em
a few times and punch em ... then let andy kill them so i can call you :)
i will call you one of these days :D i swear to god !!!

Me -N- Chris on a normal day
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RaBBiT''M0oN: :o
SnoopyCat oL: <runs around in mail like a retard>
(for some reason ... i think i IM'd him at a bad time :) i think this was
his way of telling me to leave him alone for a few minutes :D )

SnoopyCat oL: <runs around on the web like a retard>
RaBBiT''M0oN: <runs around in mail like a retard> <G>
SnoopyCat oL: :D
(heh this time he got me back ... i went to mail A.O.K to lemon and chris
IM'd me out of the blue. :) although i don't quite think that he realized
i was actually in mail <G> he kept on IMing me ... but hey chris ;D i don't
mind <G> )

Two people i don't know ... reveal their animal collection to us :o
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Ron Harms 1: I have 9 dogs, 0 cats, 4 chickens, 2 rabbits, 8 goats, 5 zebras, 4
cows, 2 donkeys, 7 frogs, 1 snake, and my name is bob aka Alien!!

Sam Kemps 1: I have 4 duck billed-platypus's, 1 Baboon, 6 daddy long-legs,
8 gerbils a spider monkey and a partridge in a pear tree, my name is Sam!

Lemon's joke that topher told him then he proceeded to tell me
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DissoIved: batman was flying and he saw cat woman lying on a bed naked
DissoIved: so he flew in the window
DissoIved: and fucked he and left
DissoIved: she said what the hell was that
DissoIved: then the invisible man said
DissoIved: i dont know but my ass still hurts
DissoIved: >:D
(what can i say? topher knows what kinds of jokes to tell lemon :> i could
tell that he really enjoyed that :D i was laughin my ass off when he told me
this)

The chat host event
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CHAT Host: Your language is inappropriate for a public Chat room.
Please stop immediately.
CHAT Host: You are harrassing other members. Please stop.
CHAT Host: You have been warned. Any further violation will result in
immediate suspension
(first off ... i don't know why he said i was harrassing members ... all i
said was "why in the fuck is he annoying the fucking fuck out of me?" is
that harrassment? :o i don't think so ... i could understand the language
part ... but c'mon .... harrassment? <G> and did you notice the chattie
left out a period? :O he should get in some huge trouble now ... i might
just have to open up a can of whoop ass on him. :D )

Erik's story entitled "monkeys."
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Subject: monkeys. a short story by razor priCk

Monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought
that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look
a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200
monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He
was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching
themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I
stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well
to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the
couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first,
the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later
I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.

No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you
buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't
know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room,on the
bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200
throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got
stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried
pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while,
that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had
to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call
the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by
freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at
a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the
food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little
did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had
one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer,
and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't
improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and
to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I
tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one.
He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen
ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them
but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I punched them in the
genitals.

I like monkeys.
(this story is so funny :) it is so blunt <G> i love it :D i was laughing
for hours at this one :) )

DM's ,k crew .. (oh god)
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Shadows EviL: stop lying like laken, k
Steak Bean: Black people are chocolate, k
GrimReaper5D: Nah I kick your ass with Mua Tai, k
(okay ... i notice a pattern ... everybody is doing it ... and god ...
it's habit forming ... i've caught myself doing it :\ but wait ... here's
an exciting new twist ... read on to the next line :D )
Steak Bean: Notice he uses "k", conforming with DM-wannabees

Topher trying to get his point across to lame ass people
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Disunited: doeboy
Disunited: you
Disunited: cant
Disunited: type
Disunited: for
Disunited: shit
Disunited: you
Disunited: stupid
Disunited: faggo
Disunited: k
(i think topher was trying to get his point across in a way only lamers
could understand ... :) and yet again .. we see the method of k talking.)

The things you can see in a public chat room these days
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SYSTEM Greeter: "ieatfembutt" has entered the room
(this name rather turned me on <eg> :D~~ i should see if he's still on.
eh .. no ;D )
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
Thrasher 5: nj
(gee i think he might've been from nj .. what do you think? :o )
xTwistedMez: i just keep fucking up
xTwistedMez: again
xTwistedMez: and
xTwistedMez: again
(look it's mark telling everybody that he fucks up ... although he isn't
fucked up :P )
MossimoChic1: (_}_) MOON PATROL!!!!!!!!!! MOON PATROL!!!!!! YOU ALL JUST
GOT MOONED!!!!!(_}_)
(now this one was rather interesting ... i'd say the most interesting ...
ask chris ... i said hey look e-zine material.)

People that mispell my name ... catch themselves and retype it
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Pr0paganderr: Bye bidgie
Pr0paganderr: Bridgie even
oLs: hey brigy
oLs: er bridgy
(okay most of you people know these two infamous guys ... dan and lemon :)
hehe i'm proud of them tho because they actually caught themselves . :D
<have you noticed a trend in this zine? hehehe long ass titles eh?> unlike
most people <eg> you know who you two are ;D i'm not going to say any names
but em and topher ... shame on you >:D )

An IM to show what happens when a guy finds out you're a girl
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PhIsHkiLLeA: sup your in the wrong place you spse to be in hackers
RaBBiT''M0oN: am i? :o
PhIsHkiLLeA: yes
RaBBiT''M0oN: eh sorry me and vain are like making fun of lamers
PhIsHkiLLeA: because your a lamer]
RaBBiT''M0oN: eh . thanx
PhIsHkiLLeA: what is your 10/4
RaBBiT''M0oN: hold on
PhIsHkiLLeA: ok
RaBBiT''M0oN: what's my location ... i'm in the teen cafe
PhIsHkiLLeA: lok lamers
RaBBiT''M0oN: lok?
PhIsHkiLLeA: locat the lamers and punt
RaBBiT''M0oN: eh yes sir :o
PhIsHkiLLeA: whats your20
RaBBiT''M0oN: okay i'm sick of the freakin codes ... talk to me in
english
PhIsHkiLLeA: fuck whats your 10/4
PhIsHkiLLeA: and what is you 10/20
RaBBiT''M0oN: <annoyed> okay we can stop this now
PhIsHkiLLeA: nope
RaBBiT''M0oN: :\
PhIsHkiLLeA: !!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#############$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&********************
((((((((((()))))))))))___________++++++++++++}}}}}{{{{""""""""":::::::???
>>><~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@###
RaBBiT''M0oN: that was cute
PhIsHkiLLeA: thats morse code do you know morse code ?
RaBBiT''M0oN: yeah right
PhIsHkiLLeA: your mother and your my dickkkkkk
RaBBiT''M0oN: fuck you don't you know to leave a poor lil girl alone
PhIsHkiLLeA: o im sorry !
RaBBiT''M0oN: :\
PhIsHkiLLeA: :)
PhIsHkiLLeA: :/
RaBBiT''M0oN: :o
PhIsHkiLLeA: :(
RaBBiT''M0oN: what?
PhIsHkiLLeA: sup baby !
(i'm not going to even ask ... why do guys always react this way? :P )

A dumbass girl who loves fone sex
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FoneSxGirl: I am a hot and horny young female looking for a bold man to
share some intimate and nasty phone conversation with. If interested call
me now at 205 236-4518. First come, first to cum.
(this girl was dumb ... little did she know ... that chris got her full info.
<G> good job there chris >:D damn i just remembered i didn't save her info ..
:\ don't i feel like a biscuit :P~ )

Neat sayings by two of my favorite people
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razor flack: let go of my sideburns!
Hall0Ween: trick or treat smell my meat, fuck yourself with something neat
(don't you just love these two guys? hehe god they always say the funniest
things :D )
A.o.K
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You think that I'm invincible, It's going to pull me down,
You think that I'm invisable, It's going to pull me down,
It's somewhere i don't want to go. It's ok.
You think i'm indestructible, It's going to pull me down,
You think that i'm a miracle, It's going to pull me down
to somewhere i don't want to go. It's ok.
I don't know what you want from me, but it's probably already gone,
I don't care what you think of me your opinion means nothing at all.
Don't say i'm ok. I'm not ok. -- Face To Face
(this prolly will be in most of my zines .... it's a cool ass song ... like
i've said a lot ;D )

eh ... okay i'm done ... go away .. ;D